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Everything good comes from encouraging an artist, nothing good comes from discouraging an artist.
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My day > Your day.
I fucking love Kevin Smith so FUCKING HARD, bro.
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Your dad is Ron Swanson
A conversation about rape:
| Curtis: | We'll go on a cruise somewhere. |
| Katie: | Okay, as long as you aren't taking me to the woods to rape and kill me. |
| Curtis: | I will rape you in your home. I want you to be comfortable, I'm a considerate rapist. |
| Katie: | That's really thoughtful. |
| Curtis: | I'll even let you get off first before I kill you. |
| Katie: | Like you could get me off. |
| Curtis: | Um...duct tape and strangulation... you'd get off. |
| Katie: | Okay, fine. But it would have nothing to do with you, and I want you to know that. |
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I’d work in a flower shop and be insecure. And he’d work in real estate. And there’s always cupcake batter on my face, and I’m like, ‘I just made these cupcakes, but I don’t know how I feel!’ And he’s like, ‘Let me get that cupcake batter off your face … with my dick.’ .. Cut to me giving him a hand job. Sorry, I’ve had too much caffeine.
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“I can’t, I can’t remember our last kiss. All I could think about was, “I’m going to die today and I can’t remember our last kiss,” which is pathetic. But the last time we were together and happy, I… want to be able remember that, and I can’t Derek. I can’t remember.”
The last one I count was right before you left after spring break. I was standing in the door way to lock up behind you, and you had almost walked passed me, but I grabbed your arm and pulled you back for one last soft kiss on the lips. I think that was followed by saying “don’t go be with any slutty ass bitches”.
Fuck, bro.
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